Lesson of the day:

Although cockroaches

are vulnerable to slipper smash attacks, never underestimate them. They may be calm at certain times but, they are also agile and swift bloody creatures.  And once they start to flap their tiny puny disgusting little wings and fly like a butterfly around you, you be like: (Scream and shout and let it all out) something like that.. and they've got lots of surprises oh creepy broccoli :/

The I-peace (Ipis) if only these freakin insects are peaceful and can co-exist with us people in harmony, maybe we can just leave them alone.  Unfortunately, the more we evade them, the more they approach us.
And you will need a subordinate who can kill them instead of you, those who are not THAT afraid of em.  Admit it, even though you are not afraid of these brown creatures, once they touched your skin, you start dancing.

If only I can talk to the Lord of Ipises, because I have these what you call the aah
Ipis-o-phobia (Katsaridaphobia) I'll ask him:  King of Ipises, you see, me and your people are having some tiny little dispute between privacy and personal space among your bloody race.  You see, I want to make a treaty between me and your kingdom.  I shall heed myself before you, refrain and prevent myself from attacking or harming your beloved race, just stay away from me please.  Literally.